Lisa wanted to be a mermaid when she grew up, cannot swim, is terrified of clowns, can make a badass sound of a dolphin call, and believes that her spirit animal is a white butterfly that follows her around.

Brian grew up believing he was secretly an Irish tinker, enjoys drawing gnomes, can predict the deaths of celebrities, desperately wants to be Batman, and would love nothing more than to own a falcon.

 Together, we live in a haunted house with an unidentified creature living in the attic, are parents to two awesome cats we talk about endlessly, are obsessed with Halloween and Disneyland more than two adults should ever admit, love to dance like fools, and dream of traveling the world on our very own pirate ship.